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Tis The Season

Posted by BigDummyKenny on December 21, 2009

Once again it’s the season. No, not that holiday season. We’re talking about the full on outing festival that’s taken place at BigBabyKenny this past week.

Who cares you ask?

This is important stuff people, pay attention! Blog wars have been started over this type of thing!

Now and exclusively on BigDummyKenny and through the in-depth covert work of BigDummyKenny’s intelligence gathering community and through the use of groundbreaking blogging and intelligence gathering technology (pencil, paper, soldering iron and Jolt Cola), we can report the true identities of all these characters.

Through the hard work of our covert operatives, the Kennymobile was infiltrated and his GPS receiver was converted into a GPS transmitter.  Thus, tracking his every move, we were able to uncover shocking information about BBK.  After investigating Kenny’s trips to a cosmetic surgery center the shocking truth can be reported here, exclusively on BigDummyKenny (did I mention exclusively?)!

The shocking truth is… Kenny is actually a 26 year old Patpong ladyboy gogo dancer named Ploy who moonlights as an economics teacher!

Research indicates Ploy, who’s given name is…. (anyone?) Somchai, had to endure 19 1/2 excruciating cosmetic surgery sessions to conceal his true identity.   The doctors who performed the procedures (names withheld), noted in Kenny’s files that he seemed to be sexually confused; not sure if he wanted to look like a man or like a woman.   Further research indicates the procedures performed to be

The first procedure was to remove the rod and 3 procedures to rearrange the tackle

1 procedure to relocate belly fat

1 procedure to remove hunchback (partial success reported)

9 to perfect that chiseled boxjaw look

4 procedures to remove a persistent nose mole

1/2 procedure to re-attach 1/2 rod

Bertha Boxhead was contacted but refused to discuss anything in detail.  Her only comment was,

“Why won’t you leave my poor Kenny alone.  He refuses to come out of his sister’s bedroom because of all this commotion about his blog.”

Meanwhile, back at research central, our team of top-notch researchers have ongoing research to provide you with more outing information.   The research is ongoing, but preliminary information on Mango Inc. indicates

pmmp (AKA Nickie One Finger) – Made his millions as a New York City pimp (shocker there).

Graham (AKA Darcey Bussell) – Former ballet dancer with the Royal Ballet in London.

Mike (AKA Jose’) – Mexican National migrant worker with strong Mexican Drug Cartel connections. Sends all his money back to his family in Mexico for maintaining the herb plantation.  Noted that on occasion he can be heard singing the words to a Dire Straits tune “Money for nothing and my chicks for free.”

More insightful and groundbreaking outing information forthcoming.

BigDummyKenny WERE AWESOME!

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33 Responses to “Tis The Season”

  1. BBKMOATU said

    You need to check back with your research team. I’m certain lobotomy was also one of the procedures performed.

  2. kenny's not asian... said

    http://www.csun.edu/~economics/ng.html

    let’s see how censorship works here….

  3. Daywalker said

    Graham (AKA Darcey Bussell) – Former ballet dancer with the Royal Ballet in London.

    Ha! I had to take up ballet after my Mum found 35 pairs of tights under my bed.

    Had she of caught me wanking, I guess I’d of had to take up teaching at Uni?

  4. ronru said

    @Daywalker,

    Would you care to tell us why SSB got thrown out of blog X ?
    Your partner won’t.

  5. ronru said

    @Daywalker,

    Are you going to ignore these unanswered questions from blog X ?

    shagwell December 17, 2009 at 10:52 pm
    Sorry I’m off the topic but where is SSB ?

    Santa December 19, 2009 at 2:25 am
    Off topic: What happened to SSB? I havent seen him around here for quite a while. Married? Lost his hands? Detox-Clinic in Chiang Mai?

    Soi Dog December 19, 2009 at 5:45 am
    I too wonder what happened to ssb…

    shagwell December 19, 2009 at 6:29 am
    Was SSB turfed out from the blog like you know who ?

    gavinmac December 19, 2009 at 9:05 am
    I enjoy SSB’s informative and entertaining reports.

  6. Daywalker said

    @Kennys lap dog.

    You are boring me now.

    As you are so good at cut n paste, please do so with pmmps response.

    All will be revealed.

    Are you going to answer my question on why you are so interested in my business?

    Seek some help. Jealousy will just eat away at you.
    Tell me, how is your bar, your blog and your 300k investment? Not got any of that? Oh, and there was me thinking you knew what you were talking about.

    Pathetic loser.

  7. ronru said

    @dumb ass oil field roustabout,

    Why am I interested in your business ?
    It’s on the market and I could be a potential buyer.

    • Daffy said

      “It’s on the market and I could be a potential buyer.”

      I doubt very much that your allowance would buy you a business – but this raises an interesting question, ronru — how much experience do you have in running a business?

  8. Daywalker said

    Sorry, shirt buttons and magic beans are only currency accepted in your world. Although, from what I’ve read, it seems that you spend all your pocket money on kiddie sweets and puppies.

  9. ronru said


    Why would Kenny (or anyone) want to take a motor bike taxi all the waaaaay faaaaar up Soi 4 and try to locate a bar in an obscure alley just to find that he is the only customer in there ?

    There are tons of better places on Soi 4. I wouldn’t bother either.

    • Daffy said

      yeah, curious statement, considering that Kenny has been waaaaaay faaaar up soi 4 many, many times, hanging out at Big Mango Bar on Soi 4. Not only are there pictures to prove it, but Werewolf has confirmed it as well.

      I think the main reason he would not go there now, would have to do with fear – and since Kenny’s easily spooked (I hear he calls the police at the slightest tremble), I would understand why he wouldn’t go to Big Mango, anymore.

      I guess no chance to ‘man up’ for Kenny.

    • UnCochinoWetback said

      I second the motion declaring this comment total bullshit. can we hang him now? I can make a run to the ladyboy bars with my tubesocks if you want. where is this shit going down? westside story style in the din daeng flats? or perhaps underground deathmatch style in an abandoned parking garage. can i bring my high quality camera to take blurry pictures of the beating?

    • bigdummykenny said

      “I can make a run to the ladyboy bars with my tubesocks if you want. where is this shit going down? westside story style in the din daeng flats? or perhaps underground deathmatch style in an abandoned parking garage. can i bring my high quality camera to take blurry pictures of the beating?”

      All fine ideas. At present time we’re attempting to setup a UFC match in the Soi in front of the Big Mango complete with bleacher seating. The main even card we’re attempting to setup is BBK vs YP. Should be an interesting event as we’re requiring BBK to dress as a ladyboy in an attempt to confuse YP. Hopefully it will take him some time to decide if he should flog BBK’s mutton senselessly or beat him to a lumpy pulp.

      Still need cutmen for each corner and a referee. Interested?

    • UnCochinoWetback said

      i think the bbk ladyboy idea would be horrible since he’d probably end up making the majority of gathered spectators vomit and turn away in disgust. i’m also not interested in see YP flog BBK’s man mutton. the thought BBK squealing like that dude in deliverance while YP whispering “you sure do got a puurty mouth” is causing my breakfast burrito to attempt an emergency exit.

      regarding the cutman job. if by the end of round one the fighters are without a scratch will i be able to create my own cuts? for practice of course. i’ll pack my own razorblades in a fanny pack attached to pig dog.

  10. Why would Kenny (or anyone) want to take a motor bike taxi all the waaaaay faaaaar up Soi 4 and try to locate a bar in an obscure alley just to find that he is the only customer in there ?

    @ronru – Oh Ronnie, I CALL BULLSHIT. You can get away with that Bullshit on BigBabyKenny but not here. How “waaaaay faaaaar” up Soi 4 is “waaaaay faaaaar”? How long of a walk from Sukhumwit?

    When did you walk “waaaaay faaaaar” and find yourself the only customer there?

    BigDummyKenny
    Tagline(TBA)

  11. Porky Pig said

    Check out Kenny’s latest comment at BigBabyKenny.com (on the Where’s Waldo Blog). Talking about his website he says:

    And it will only grow when people realize that I am serious when I say I will post almost any contribution

    It seems to be not one but two interesting new admissions from the administrator:

    1. the blog will only grow in the future

    2. In a change from previous rhetoric, apparently you can’t now freely post whatever you want as an author. Kenny will now post almost any contribution. Censorship rears it’s ugly head.

  12. Daywalker said

    “Why would Kenny (or anyone) want to take a motor bike taxi all the waaaaay faaaaar up Soi 4 and try to locate a bar in an obscure alley just to find that he is the only customer in there ?”

    – Yes, why would they? Especially when they could walk for a few mins when leaving the Plaza and come to the Mango?

    You could also ask the question why would someone write a book (Private Dancer) that is mainly set in a bar (according to you) waaaaay down soi 4?

    Have you ever been to Bangkok? School trip maybe? Not your school of course. You most probably went there to visit a school.

  13. ronru said

    Daywalker,

    I walked up and down Soi 4 several times and couldn’t find your money losing bar.
    It must be well hidden in an obscure alley which is impossible to find.

    • Daffy said

      “I walked up and down Soi 4 several times and couldn’t find your money losing bar.”

      You need to actually *be* in Bangkok in order to do that, ronru.

  14. @ronru – Knowing that you had such a difficult time figuring out the way the comments work I can’t say I’m surprised you couldn’t find the Big Mango Bar.

  15. WOW said

    THESIS QUALITY CONTENT!!!

  16. ronru said

    Werewolf reports brisk trade, last Saturday, in that hard to find bar waaaay up Soi 4. “showed up at the Big Mango around half past eight. The bar was full up with people…The bar was packed all night.”

  17. Daywalker said

    Ronru.

    As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

  18. Daffy said

    From Werewolf’s blog:

    http://bargirlsrpeople2.wordpress.com/2009/12/21/boring-recent-events/#more-3957

    “… showed up at the Big Mango around half past eight. The bar was full up with people and there were several familiar faces in the room. (…) The bar was packed all night. During the evening I chatted with everyone I knew in the bar, and I met a couple of new people as well.”

    …packed all night… full up with people…

    Seems to be doing fine for a ‘money losing bar’ – seems someone’s misinformed. Seems also like someone else is getting fed up with Kenny’s bullshit as well.

  19. init4 d_lulz said

    prof ng was fool to mess with internet evangalist.

    555+

  20. Daywalker said

    BKK & moRonru

    Why waste time on updating a website when you can just MSN each other? Have you not noticed? You guys are the only ones in the room.

    Now, about that camera review…….

    Hang on, didn’t a certain person once create a post saying that another site touched on the same topic that was spoken about his site?? Then he cuts n pastes the content from that site and TRIES to start a discussion!

    OOOps… wee just came out again from laughing so much.

  21. Porky Pig said

    Does anyone else wonder exactly WHERE Kenneth got the copy of the TFS2M blog and comment one day after all the content had been removed?

  22. Daywalker said

    I believe the Nutty Professor copies all content from all blogs as he doesn’t get any reader submissions.

    His latest website he plagiarizes from is some camera website… as we all know, camera are at the forefront of Thai girl action.

  23. Elwood said

    Where is the *Chuck Wow Fans Member-Club*?

  24. nigger man said

    yo wedbak, do u get called louzy spik alot? iget called no gud nigga all da tym

  25. Big Nigger Juice said

    Fuk yo nigger man … yo aint no nigger, fool! yo just some whitey tryin it large wiv da ladies. BN Juice is one clever mudda fukka an is da real deal, baby.

    I dun study economics an sheeet with the Prof Ng. Got a “A” fo cock size from da low down yella bellied gook but dun stiff me on the econ cos i dunny know about mail boxes an sheeeet. Fuck that, daddio O O O baaammmmmmaaaaaa!!!!!

  26. ronru wannabe jr said

    Obama’s approval ratings are going down down down… 😆 About as fast as Kenneth Ng’s stock amongst expats in Thailand

  27. ronru wannabe jr said

    BigNiggahJuice — u can call me Daddy, boy! 😉

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