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What Have We Here…? (v1.1)

Posted by RealDaffyDuck on March 31, 2010


——————– UPDATE ——————–

It appears a more permanent error has now replaced the earlier “site unavailable” error, with “page not found” (meaning all content has been removed).

Additionally, as you can see from the second screen shot, the RSS feeds have also all gone offline.

Is this the end for …





46 Responses to “What Have We Here…? (v1.1)”

  1. ronru said

    My computer doesn’t show red / amber / green traffic lights.

  2. Thai Pad said

    Interesting. Did the BBK server crash or …… ?

  3. Big Black Gulliver said

    Ronru, you mean your browser? Idiot!

    My theories in likely order:

    1. Kenny fucked something up!

    2. He did it on purpose to generate buzz that his blog may be down and thereby stroke his ego with all the talk about him

    3. He has devious intentions of creating a new persona and posting on some new site, too much baggage maintaining BBK

    4. HR, The Dean and CSUN grew some stones as told him to shut it down. His lawyer concurred!

    5. He quit due to lack of traffic

    6. He realized he was spending more time in his life blogging and obsessing about Thai Hookers than on his academic career and thought it best to close the blog to further his career and actually publish something!

    • Is there a ‘none of the above’ option?


    • MongerSEA said

      – He failed at poker as badly as he fails at life and couldn’t pay the hosting bill.

      – A few carloads of guys from Thai Town went for a road trip to educate him on the inappropriateness of mischaracterizing Thai women and Thai culture. Picking up GTGs at temples? Buddha says that’s bad karma. It always holds true: FSCTM.

      – After being contacted by a reporter (acting on a tip, no doubt) for a internationally-known and heavily-politcal blog doing a story on why CSUN was wasting taxpayer money harboring an unrepentant sex tourist, he pulled the site in the interests of self-preservation.

      (Oops, there I go again, ruining things for the mainstream press…)

    • BigDummyKenny said

      @ MongerSEA – Seeing how BBK.COM is offline I can declare that BigDummyKenny IS in fact now the mainstream press.

      So your timely report only proves that point and further entrenches our position.

      Thanks for your contribution.

      BigDummyKenny – Were #1 – Were #1 😉

  4. doctorbond said

    Mr. Praline: Now that’s what I call a dead blogger.

    Owner: No, no…..No, ‘e’s stunned!

    Mr. Praline: STUNNED?!?

    Owner: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin’ up! Gookamonkeys stun easily, mate.

    Mr. Praline: Um…now look…now look, mate, I’ve definitely ‘ad enough of this. That blogger is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not ‘alf an hour
    ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein’ tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.

    Owner: Well, he’s…he’s, ah…probably pining for the East.

    Mr. Praline: PININ’ for the EAST?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got ‘im home?

    Owner: The Gookamonkey prefers kippin’ on it’s back! Remarkable blogger, id’nit, squire? Lovely plumage!

    Mr. Praline: Look, I took the liberty of examining that blogger when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the
    first place was that it had been NAILED there.


    Owner: Well, o’course it was nailed there! If I hadn’t nailed that blogger down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent ’em apart with its camera, and
    VOOM! Feeweeweewee!

    Mr. Praline: “VOOM”?!? Mate, this blogger wouldn’t “voom” if you put four million volts through it! ‘E’s bleedin’ demised!

    Owner: No no! ‘E’s pining!

    Mr. Praline: ‘E’s not pinin’! ‘E’s passed on! This blogger is no more! He has ceased to be! ‘E’s expired and gone to meet ‘is maker! ‘E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, ‘e
    rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed ‘im to the perch ‘e’d be pushing up the daisies! ‘Is metabolic processes are now ‘istory! ‘E’s off the twig! ‘E’s kicked the
    bucket, ‘e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-BLOGGER!!

    • fender said

      God bless, Doc!

      BBK: Good morning, Sir. Welcome to!
      Cyberpunter: Ah, thank you, my good man.
      BBK: What can I do for you, Sir?
      BBK: Well, I was, uh, sitting in my Economics class on Nordhoff street, skimming the required reading “Play Poker Like the Pros” by Phil Hellmuth, and I suddenly came over all concupiscent.
      BBK: Concupiscent, sir?
      C: Libidinous.
      BBK: Eh?
      C: ‘Ee, Ah wor ‘orny-loike!
      BBK: Ah, horny!
      C: In a nutshell. And I thought to myself, “a little digital cyberdynamic analysis will have me best prepared, so I curtailed my Hellmuthian activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your site of web to solicit the deliverance of some lascivious consult!
      BBK: Come again?
      C: I want to learn how to bang chicks better, cheaper and more efficiently!
      BBK: Oh, I thought you were complaining about my leather riding chaps!
      C: Well, that too, but now then some advice please, my good man!
      BBK: Certainly, sir. What would you like to know about?
      C: Well, eh, how what can you tell me about after hours clubs?
      BBK: I’m afraid I don’t know anything about after hours clubs.
      C: Oh, never mind, how are you on soapies?
      BBK: I’m afraid I never go to soapies, sir. I might go next week, though.
      C: Tish tish. No matter. Well, stout yeoman, give me your best advice for picking up girls in hotel bars, if you please.
      BBK: Ah! I’ve been meaning to go, was planning on going tonight!
      C: Not my lucky day, is it? Aah, Eden Club?
      BBK: Sorry, sir.
      C: MBK trolling?
      BBK: Normally, sir, yes, but I the flash drive with my notes is in my pants pocket that I left at my mom’s house for washing.
      C: Ah. S&M clubs?
      BBK: Sorry.
      C: Hotel lobbies?
      BBK: No.
      C: Online escorts?
      BBK: No.
      C: RCA discos?
      BBK: No.
      C: Floating market girls, per chance?
      BBK: No.
      C: Resort spas?
      BBK: No.
      C: Ladyboy reviews?
      BBK: No.
      C: Suthisan? Karaoke joints? Hotel maids?
      BBK: No.
      C: Hi-so uni girls, perhaps?
      BBK: Ah, I do have info on hi-so uni girls, yes, sir!
      C: You do, excellent.
      BBK: Yes sir, it’s, ah…it’s a bit of a challenge.
      C: Oh, I like a challenge.
      BBK: It’s a significant challenge.
      C: No matter, lay on me the info that’s gotten you laid by Hi-so uni girls of the Mung Thai!
      BBK: I think it’s more challenging than you’ll like sir.
      C: I don’t care how fucking challenging it is, tell me with all speed.
      BBK: Ohhhh.
      C: What now?
      BBK: I’ve never gotten laid by a Hi-so uni girl.
      C: Pattaya?
      BBK: No.
      C: Oilies?
      BBK: No.
      C: Streetwalkers?
      BBK: No.
      C: You DO have some info on Thai nightlife, do you?
      BBK: Course sir, its a Thai nightlife website sir, we’ve got er…
      C: No no, don’t tell me, I’m keen to guess.
      BBK: Fair enough.
      C: Er, fat, old, ugly, and Asian?
      BBK: Yes.
      C: Ah well I’ll have some of that.
      BBK: Oh, I thought you were talking to me sir, I’m fat, old ugly and Asian.
      C: Concierge room service?
      BBK: No.
      C: Low-so uni girls?
      BBK: No.
      C: Office girls?
      BBK: No.
      C: Venezuelan beaver?
      BBK: No.
      C: Ah, how about Gogos?
      BBK: Well, folks don’t do Gogos, sir.
      C: NOT MUCH CALL…. it’s the single most popular venue for sex tourist in Bangkok!
      BBK: Not for this site.
      C: And what is the most popular venue for this site?
      BBK: Oh, G-Clubs sir!
      C: Is it?
      BBK: Oh yes, sir, it’s staggeringly popular on this site squire.
      C: Is it?
      BBK: Its our number 1 best topic, sir.
      C: I see, er G-Clbus eh.
      BBK: Right sir.
      C: All right, OK…… have you gotten laid by G-Club girls, he asked, knowing the answer no.
      BBK: I’ll try to remember sir.
      BBK: Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno.
      C: It’s not much of a naughty nightlife website, is it?
      BBK: Finest in cyberspace, sir.
      C: Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, pray.
      BBK: Well my made-up statistics, my 3 weeks a year in Thailand, my stalking experience and the voices in my head, sir.
      C: It’s certainly uncontaminated by actual sex! Have you, in fact, got any useful information about Thailand here at all?
      BBK: Yes sir.
      C: Really?
      BBK: No, not really sir.
      C: You haven’t?
      BBK: No sir, not a scrap, I was deliberately wasting your time sir.
      C: What a senseless waste of human life.

    • Werewolf said

      Possibly the funniest thing I’ve read anywhere this year!

      Very good contribution Fender!

      This deserves to be a post all by itself.

    • doctorbond said

      Brilliant Fender !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      🙂 – wot? not even a bit of stilton?

    • Purple Sky said

      Wow. This is truly fantastic writing Fendah.

    • Purple Sky said

      Man, I read it again tonight.
      This is so fucking funny!

      BBK: Concupiscent, sir?
      C: Libidinous.
      BBK: Eh?
      C: ‘Ee, Ah wor ‘orny-loike!
      BBK: Ah, horny!
      C: In a nutshell. And I thought to myself, “a little digital cyberdynamic analysis will have me best prepared, so I curtailed my Hellmuthian activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your site of web to solicit the deliverance of some lascivious consult!
      BBK: Come again?

  5. Crackpot said

    Looks like its NO MORE STALKERS week…..also noticed that the self-absorbed lunatic Summers/Galt has flushed his site down the u-bend too.

    They were both nasty pieces of work….

  6. Big Black Gulliver said

    There is now!

    7. None of the above

  7. ronru said

    I just got off the phone with BBK and he instructed me to release the following statement on his behalf:

    “Hi folks. It’s been quite a year for the blog. Thank you to everyone for contributing and making this a fun and informative website. I have decided to take a break for the next few weeks now and enjoy a holiday.
    Over the next few weeks I shall be taking a break from publishing content and reviews and be working on a new direction for the website. These new changes will be rolled out when I come back from HIATUS.
    In the meantime, since I’m taking a break from managing content, I shall essentially be turning off the blog and reviews during this time.
    Thanks for the patience in advance and I shall return with the new website after the break. Cheers.”

  8. Big Black Gulliver said

    Thanks Kenny er..I mean ronru.

    There were few contributors and I doubt many people learned much. However, I do miss Bill Simmons and Drummy! I don’t know how Professor Kenny Ng would be taking off extended time since final exams don’t end till the second week in May and there is only a small 4 day break! Unless Hiatus = Administrative Leave as reported by sources.

    We’ll call the time of death Monday afternoon approximately 4 PM Pacific Time, University Hall, Krup. Kenny, you OK with that estimated time?

    Someone needs to email Carl Parkes, FriscoDude and let him know the bad news!

  9. Mike Hunt said

    I will miss BBK.

    I used all of his advices, and it worked great for me so far.

    — Mike Hunt

  10. abner said

    Big Black Gulliver, Daffy and MongerSea,
    are you one in the same? All of the postings have similar style and subject matter.

    What will all of you do now? Attack BDK?

    • BigDummyKenny said

      @ abner – The attacks on me, BDK, will be skillfully managed by me, BDK. This will be achieved by passively, and then aggressively, telling the readers and contributors they are full of shit and that I, although living on the other side of the world from Thailand, am the MOTU on the Thai girl scene and all things Thai.

      Please be patient as this strategy is played out. But I guarantee it will be entertaining as you see history repeat itself and observe how another Kenny site goes down in flames.

      BigDummyKenny – The ONE and Only Big-Kenny site on the internet!

    • RealDaffyDuck said

      “Big Black Gulliver, Daffy and MongerSea, are you one in the same? All of the postings have similar style and subject matter”

      What a silly suggestion. I only post under one alias, and that’s the Duck one. Unlike you, I do not need to hide my identity under constantly rotating alias’.

      Weird how all the ‘different’ sockpuppets appeared and started posting at the exact same time, eh?

      As for any similarities in posting styles you might perceive (which I certainly have not observed), it’s obvious we’re all friends – and can’t friends share similar interests, if they agree..?

  11. RealDaffyDuck said

    Excellent – homeless sockpuppets in search of a home, posting over here now. Oh, schadenfreude never tasted any sweeter!

  12. I’ll update the OP later, but apparently we now have a different error message – File Not Found.

    tsk, tsk, tsk …

  13. GingerTwat said didn’t even make it one year. Haaaaaaaaaa!

  14. BBKMOATU said

    BBK, Loved by one and all.

  15. SBDOTKU said

    Well done Doc Bond and Fender, well done.

    I feel we should be more hyperbolical in our rhetoric. When the Mango blog went on hiatus BBK could shout louder or often enough that that was it – their blog was down permanently and they were steps away from going out of business.

    So, in that vein:



  16. Scampering Jack Wilshere said

    @ Docbond – the cheese shop bit is priceless. Well done. Jarlsberger? Ementaler? Oh no, I’m keen to guess!

    • doctorbond said

      Thanks Scampering – but fair do’s The parrot sketch was mine which I just copied the script and changed a few words – it was Fender that went to town with the Cheese sketch – and what a job he did !!!

    • Scampering Jack Wilshere said

      Thanks for the correction, Doc.

      Fedner, Bravo!


  18. Pete said

    I just checked out Kenny’s site and it’s back online. If there is any doubt Kenny has “lost it” then check out his latest article. The lies he’s published surrounding the Big Mango and other “facts” is quite a collection.

    Maybe BigDummyKenny or DaffyDuck will republish it here with commentary (hint-hint).

  19. ronru said

    EXTRA !! EXTRA !!


  20. April Fools said

    April Fools you dumb fucks. 55555555555555555

    • RealDaffyDuck said

      Note of the Day: Usually those calling others ‘dumb fucks’ are the ‘dumb fucks’ themselves. It’s a self-referential insult, you see.

  21. 2 Cool 4 Words said

    Hey Bigdummykenny, best be on the lookout. Readin BBKs post it looks like he’s after you now.

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