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Prufrock Already Knows Everything He Needs To Know About 911

Posted by RealDaffyDuck on October 23, 2010


BANGKOK, Thailand —Local English teacher “Zero_Proof” Prufrock told reporters Wednesday that his deliberately limited grasp of science and technology was still more than sufficient to shape his views of everything about 9/11 (includes rare picture of Prufrock)

Prufrock, of undetermined age, but looking like a drawn version of Edward Woodward, said he had absolutely no interest in exposing himself to further knowledge of scientific concepts or putting his sweeping opinions into a broader context of any kind, and confirmed he was “perfectly happy” to make a handful of emotionally charged words the basis of his mistrust toward all members of “the establishment” and “the cabal of the military industrial complex.”

“I learned all that really matters about 9/11 on 9/11 and from a handful of websites that setup by true heroes and patriots,” Prufrock said in reference to the terrorist attacks on the United States proven to have been undertaken by 19 Islamic extremists. “What more do I need to know to stereotype myself as a bona fide nutcases, than repeatedly quoting from the same 2 repeatedly debunked websites,” Prufrock spat out, while feverishly reloading the same website on a terminal in an internet café in Bangkok.

“Your governments and institutions routinely kill those who’d do good and set you free. You feel better that they’ve been silenced, you can get back to your “laid-back” existences.,” continued Prufrock, eliminating any distinction betweenhimself, and most other government conspiracy nutcases. “No, I won’t examine the accuracy of any evidence you might present, but yes, I will allow myself to be outraged by it and use it as evidence of you nonces’ universal apathy toward your own lives and how you are just tools enacting your own governments’ master plans towards your economic enslavement.”

“9/11 was an inside job,” Prufrock throws out for no reason at all, and unconnected to any preceding statement, continuing with “Well, then y’all sucked THAT up. . . . . so they continue to do it.”

“These people are disingenuous nonces who post under various names to lend themselves more credibility for their losing causes – Even though I am not one of those people, of course” he added, cautiously looking over his shoulder, while signing off from a comment signed “Bill something or other”

When told that most of the wild-eyed theories about 9/11 have been debunked and explained scientifically, he replied “I know all I’m going to let myself know.”

Prufrock explained that it “didn’t take long” to find out as much about 9/11 as he needed to. He said he knew the governments of the world are dishonest, that 9/11 was an ‘inside job’, and that only nonces would discount the obvious evidence he believes in – none of which he ever presented. “9/11 was an inside job,” he repeated, as he nodded to himself.

Over the past decade, Prufrock said he has taken pains to avoid personal interactions or media that might have the potential to compromise his point of view. He told reporters that the closest he had come to confronting a contrary standpoint was tuning in to the first few seconds of an scientific documentary on 9/11, before hastily turning off the television.

“I almost gave in and listened to that guy calmly explain what really happened with words I neither understood, or didn’t want to hear,” Prufrock said. “But then I remembered how much easier it is to live in a world of black-and-white in which I can assign the label of ‘evil’ to some faceless authoritative government entity and use them as a vessel for all my fears, anger and insecurities.”

Added Prufrock, “That really put things back into perspective.”


9 Responses to “Prufrock Already Knows Everything He Needs To Know About 911”

  1. Carl Rove said

    Real classy guy this Prufrock. Found this gem he posted awhile back on another blog,

    Prufrock says:

    I, as you, am merely a guest on this board. Perhaps you’ve noticed that you are free to speak. You are also free to make a fool of yourself. That’s how it works in the free world.

    I don’t know David. Never met him.
    So we are talking about my girlfriend NOT David’s.
    You have NOT cleverly unmasked a shameful situation.
    Got it now?

    I simply replied to David’s witty well-written, Georgetown travel piece. Unlike you, I saw the humour and the information in the article and unlike you I have had the pleasure of having gaggles of crotch-pulling Muslim males, eyes afire with sexual depravity, stare at my girlfriend and scatter like school girls when confronted. (By one or both of us)

    Yes, five years ago MY Isaan girlfriend was a prostitute.
    It’s no big deal.
    Like I said we’ve worked it out and it’s certainly no business of yours.

    In Thailand where you are possibly living out your life as a monnied giggle-fart Thai male or in Malaysia where you get to fuck the “snipped” woman your parents arrange for you, this probably IS a really big deal. I know because I have had great slobbering oral sex with three hot married Muslim women. Two spit, one swallowed. (She told me she’d seen it (swallowing 😉 on the internet and had made it her habit whenever she had sex outside her marriage. (Hubby’s away on business a lot 😉

    I suspect until this point you may have been looking forward to gleefully boasting about this post to your team of crotch pulling, like-minded Muslim male friends.

    So far, dhiren, you, like a few of your bigotted Western counterparts, have only succeeded in showing the rest of the world what a stupid ignorant fool of a man you are.

    Have a nice day.

    December 21, 2006 8:52 AM

    • So, apparently, nothing’s ever changed with Prufrock.

      – he finds an imaginary opponent.
      – he is unable to formulate a single sentence without spitting out tourette-like insults.
      – he writes ENDLESS and repetitive comments.
      – he was just as pointless and boring then, as he is now.

      I can only imagine what his prior marriage was like, and what led to not just the divorce, but the restraining order to protect her kids… Yikes! (to have been a fly on the wall of that court hearing…)

      Seriously, whatever did he fixate on before September 11th, 2001? UFOs? Banking conspiracies? Illuminati? NWO?

      (love your handle, by the way, Carl…:-) )

  2. SBDOTKU said


  3. RED EYES said

    He must be part turkey because his neck looks like it’s loose and lumpy and all over the place – YUCK!

    Very stylish sweater coat if you’re into early 1900s fashion.

  4. Indenial said

    I’m waiting for Wikileaks to drop some shit on 9/11 after all with such a huge conspiracy someone involved surely crack and expose the dirt. I mean you can’t even light a few Iraqi’s with a helicopter gunship without someone spilling the beans.

    Could be in for quite a wait I think.

  5. Big Black Gulliver said

    Dear Prufrock
    I doubt you are going to show me much of anything, you haven’t so far. Not that I don’t understand the words or meaning its just that the message gets lost due to the messenger.

    “I assume this moniker has something to do with Kenny’s mention of the Nigerian gangs having been banned from Gullivers”
    Wrong again, the fact that you wrote that shows what an unhealthy defense you have with Kenny.

    I didn’t boast proudly or sadly about the incident………………………
    “More seriously you describe an attack on a professor while he was in the toilet”
    Not a professor Prufrock, the professor that hosts this blog. LET GET THAT STRAIGHT, ok?

    “You weren’t as yet tossing salad and daffy was doing all the blowing (Oh, sorry about the prison diction daffy you facile hall-monitor church-lady twat)”
    The above is an example where you show a total lack of discipline and begin the ranting, raving and name calling that gets you “tuned out”
    “You were bragging about participating in a soft-core lynching, BBG”
    Wrong again, I was a witness not a participant. Do you really believe a wad of wet tissue paper constitutes a soft-core lynching? These over the top statements also get you tuned out!

    “Anyway: here’s a challenge to you now, BBG : I want you to tell us just how much fun it was to be a part of a mob or observe a gang as they cornered and harassed a defenceless man in a public toilet stall . . “
    John, you have a spelling mistake above but I won’t point that out like you do to me. I never said it was fun. I merely said it points to the behavior of Kenny nearly 20 years ago and one that still carries on till this day.
    Go back and look you attacked me for attacking Ng’s sex site.
    “This is daffy’s area. This seriously damaged individual has made a career of cruising any and all websites which offered comment sections . . . cruising them and then after a period of “Hey I’m a nice guy with lot’s to offer” daffy gets into his consensus build, then up go his attacks and his insults”
    If you think this is Daffy’s space I don’t know but take out the name Daffy and this could easily be used to describe you??????????
    You rant, rave and name call and then come around with your “hey let’s have a drink and talk about it” line. Same. Same.

    “(see, BBG you ARE being “groomed” by a very sick internet bully. A real creep. duckpond scum :-)”
    The above is an example where you show a total lack of discipline and begin the ranting, raving and name calling that gets you “tuned out”
    In closing, I’ll answer your question do I or did I feel sorry for Mr. Ng. NO. He was an arrogant, snide, crass individual then and he is now. Only then he hid behind a lectern and now its behind a web blog.
    Do I feel sorry for Kenny? A guy who comes to Thailand, rents a truck travels to the poor parts of the country to seek out young girls and posts their families home as GPS coordinates for sex tourists to find???????
    Have a nice day, John

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