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Kenny’s Autobiographical Writing…

Posted by RealDaffyDuck on February 26, 2011

The other day, Kenny wrote another article – it’s eery how autobiographical it seems of his life, and particularly that of his sockpuppets.

He can’t seem to steer clear of the poker metaphors, can he?

There are a class of poker players who are bitter bitch and moaners.

Many people dislike playing with them because you end up spending your evening listening to them complain about every hand they lose, every minor mistake the dealer makes, how bad the free food is, how the people who win everyday are just lucky and not skillful and willing to gamble when there is positive E.V., and sometimes, they even start pontificating about their messed up lives away from the card table.

Being bitter bitch and moaners living close to the line, they never have hot girlfriends and/or never have nice girlfriends. Forget about girlfriends, they usually don’t even have any friends at all. If you play with them over an extended period of time it usually turns out that they are alone in the world.

The thoughts “why do these guys play poker if they hate cards and casinos so much”, “Why don’t they just kill themselves if they are that unhappy and bitter”, or “why don’t they go to a doctor and get some anti-depressants?” frequently pop into your mind.

These guys are long term losers at cards and have no money. That’s the primary reason why they are bitter bitch and moaners.

Sure sounds like someone we know, doesn’t it?

Being bitter bitch and moaners living close to the line, they never have hot girlfriends and/or never have nice girlfriends. Forget about girlfriends, they usually don’t even have any friends at all.

Kinda makes me feel sad for Assistant Prof Kenneth Ng – friendless, hopeless, with an obsessive streak that won’t ever quite, just because the Mangoids removed ONE article of his from their blog — one badly written, tactless article.

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4 Responses to “Kenny’s Autobiographical Writing…”

  1. SBDOTKU said

    Speechless. The poignant absurdity is truly overwhelming.

  2. MongerSEA said

    We must regard the full title of the article, “Thailand as “Game On” and Thoughts about Stickman Leaving Thailand- Part 1” and then observe that the body of the piece contains absolutely no direct or indirect mentions of Stickman.

    Thus there seems to be some credence after all to the rumour that Kenny can’t finish…

    • RealDaffyDuck said

      Brilliant!

    • Big Black Gulliver said

      In all fairness to Professor Peckerhead…he did say Part 1.

      It was a rush job to respond to the High Season post on this site.

      Nothing gets to Fat Boy more than one, being ignored. Look at that crawling abortion of a site today with his “new” article.

      and two, anything published here with even a whiff of P4P Pussy.

      Why? Cause he can’t to it anymore and its killing him.

      hehehe hahahah hohoho

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