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Live Blog: Breakfast in Bangkok

Posted by RealDaffyDuck on October 7, 2012

The Fortuna Hotel on Soi 5 offers an elaborate breakfast buffet for the low sum of 159 baht. Expecting to find associates of Kenny, or other close-to-the-line Farang there, I investigate.

Enjoy the musical accompaniment:


An assortment of Farang and Thai fare, fit for the guys who might stay there and their undoubtedly local and temporary girlfriends. Nothing impresses a local bar girl more than a beau who spends 159 baht on her.

In other words, Kenny probably ate here quite often, while sneaking into expensive buffet restaurants to take pictures.


In addition, you can order eggs any style (I ordered Gangnam style), and enjoy lukewarm water from the cold drinks dispensers.


Fruit plates round out the desert offerings, and one style of coffee, with empty sugar dispensers.


Overall, a forgettable, but cheap experience, not to be repeated – exactly the kind of thing you would expect as “better, cheaper and more efficient” 😉

Live blogged by Daffy, at 11:00am local time, Bangkok.


2 Responses to “Live Blog: Breakfast in Bangkok”

  1. Albert J said

    Looks like the food was picked over by the time you got there. Were there many people or was the service staff slow and didn’t get around to replenishing the stock?

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